Because nothing says holiday cheer like a little festive filth.
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Deck the halls with open-door scenes—'tis the season to read smut, and we're embracing the spice with zero shame. Whether you're unwrapping gifts or unwrapping that next scandalous chapter, this tee is for readers who prefer their holiday stories with a little extra heat.
👕 Fabric: Soft, breathable 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may vary).
✨ Fit: Perfect for cozy reading marathons or scandalizing the in-laws at Christmas dinner.
🌱 Ethics: Made-to-order for sustainable shopping—because smut lovers care about the planet, too.
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