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Real Men Are Pussies Tee

Real Men Are Pussies Tee

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Because book boyfriends never ghost you, ask you to split the check 50/50, or forget how to use their hands. šŸ˜‰

Color: Black Heather
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šŸ“– Soft boys? Meh. Morally gray, possessive, and a little unhinged? Now weā€™re talking.

When the real world disappoints, you turn to romance where the men know how to grovel, obsess, and ruin lives in the name of love. If heā€™s not willing to burn down kingdoms for you, heā€™s just not worth your time. For the reader who knows that sometimes, the real pussies arenā€™t the ones purring at your feetā€”theyā€™re the ones failing to meet your bookish standards.

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šŸ‘• Fabric: Soft, breathable 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may vary).

āœØĀ Fit: Designed for lounging, plotting, or rejecting reality in favor of fictional red flags.

šŸŒ±Ā Ethics: Made-to-order for sustainable shopping. Because while some men are disposable, your wardrobe shouldnā€™t be.

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šŸ›’ Click ā€˜Add to Cartā€™ and channel your inner feral book gremlin. šŸ”„šŸ±šŸ“š

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