Let’s be real—if someone took a peek at your search history, they might assume you’re plotting something nefarious. The reality? You’re just deep in a dark romance rabbit hole, figuring out the best way to hide a body… for bookish reasons, of course. Featuring crossed daggers, blood-red roses, and just the right amount of don’t ask questions, this tee is a must-have for dark romance lovers who live for danger, morally gray men, and a little light crime—on the page, obviously.

👕 Fabric: Soft, breathable 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may vary).

✨ Fit: Perfect for late-night binge-reads, questionable Google searches, and avoiding eye contact with your FBI agent.

🌱 Ethics: Made-to-order for sustainable shopping—because the only thing we want to eliminate is book hangovers.

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