Some people stress. Some people care. And then there’s you—curled up with a glass of wine, flipping pages, and embracing your main-character energy while the world does whatever it does. Whether it’s fantasy smut, mafia bosses, or morally gray disasters, you’ve got your priorities straight: Drink. Read. Not a single f*ck given.

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